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Julia Louis-Dreyfus can make me laugh so deeply & aggressively, sometimes it hurts my nose (I'm a snorter). Most memorably known for playing the aloof yet intense, frazzled & awkwardly saucy Elaine Benes, of Seinfeld - upholding a strong willed female character in a show that is super iconic & close to my heart yet a perfect example of the blatant sexism of the 90s pop culture. I mean, girls young & old around need only a few minutes to watch her run around like a hot mess in a cute floral midi dress before identifying as an 'Elaine'. Not only did this bad ass woman become a staple of my early intake of media & telly - she flew on in a few years ago as Selina Meyer in VEEP. A show that I think might be one of the most underrated comedies around at the moment. Julia plays one of the biggest assholes US politics has ever seen - especially in the later years when her writers were able to make ASTOUNDINGLY accurate parralells between her dirty political tactics & real life. Julia's dry plonks of dead pan jokes and subtle insults that are so graphicaly ridiculous come from a place of pure imaginative genious. No one can do it like her. 


Julia won an Emmy in 2017 for Outstanding Lead Actress in a Comedy Series. The next day she was diagnosed with breast cancer. 



 "One in 8 women get breast cancer. Today, I'm the one. The good news is that I have the most glorious group of supportive and caring family and friends, and fantastic insurance through my union. The bad news is that not all women are so lucky, so let's fight all cancers and make universal healthcare a reality.



On October 18, 2018, Julia let us know she had won her fight and was now cancer-free. 


Our pots mirror all the beautiful intricacies that make your body beautiful. We add scars & stretch marks & rolls & lumps & bumps & freckles. All the beauty of our bodies



Signature Dots Pots: Our signature pots are made from airdry clay & cannot hold water.

Posh Pots: are made from repurposed glasses thrifted from local op shops. They can hold water & are less fragile!



All pots are made to order & will be made & can take up to 3-4 weeks to be delivered/ready for collection. Please advise if you require your order sooner.





  • DOTSPOTS ARE MADE FROM AIRDRY CLAY. TREAT YOUR TITTY POT WITH LOVE. SHE IS SENSITIVE. Be super, super, SUPER careful when handling ie; pick up from the bottom of the pot, don’t pull up by the walls etc. She is water resistant but not water proof! Don’t use her as a straight planter or vase. Instead, use a tiny slip pot (most plants come with them) or even a hessian cloth wrapped succulent! Always take your little buddy out when watering & allow to drain before returning to your Dots Pot. All pots are made to order & sizing varies per pot shape – estimate to roughly sit around 9cm diameters & the height of a can of drink. Always have her cosy in a blanket (bubble-wrap) when not on display (in transport or storage).Dots Pots are most commonly used for all different types of cute little holders around your home/office/cubby house! I recommend using for any type of holder (pens, brushes, medication, nipple tassels – you name it). I love the look of the girls with some dry leaves or flowers in them. Actually so lush. Of course, she never looks better than when in her au naturel tit poppin’ state.

  • Pickup: Contactless pickup of your party bundle from our home-studio near Port Adelaide. Address provided upon confirmation.

    Post: Flat rate of $30 (heavy clay!)

    You will be notified when your orders are ready to be collected from the studio, or when they are posted!

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